Even today in our modern era of steam powered greatness, poor canaries are still put through torture in the coal mines throughout our great empire. So many times, these lovely birds do not make it out alive to ever sing again, something our laboratories simply can not stand by any longer and allow. We are now the first to feature returning clockwork songbirds, a more humane solution for our coal miners' safety. Constructed with state of the art sensors to detect slight anomalies in the air deep within the mines, we have also added a feature to bring the comfort of songbirds to a dismal setting deep within the earth. We exclusively offer five unique bird songs: canary, finch, wren, sparrow, and warbler to give a personal choice to our customers.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Returning Songbird
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